through_the_looking_glass

Friday, December 03, 2004

another day another dollar

all around me there are the ten corporate commandments. rules that each good and successful associate shall follow if they want to be a success at life and in the workplace. thats what i was told when i first joined the corporation. i looked at the wall and saw the phrases and i studied them. i wondered that if maybe i were to follow these rules that i would someday be one of the head honchos of the bix box but the rules were long and even though there were only ten i decieded that i probably would climb the never ending corporate latter if i fucked my way to the top and what a climb it has been.
i look back now on my first couple of months and i think if i only gave my boss a blow job earlier on i would have skipped the whole coffee run for the miserable dicks who signed my paycheck yet it was those literal miserable dicks that i had to blow to get to where i am now. who wants to here my journey ?